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A Former NASA Intern Made The World’s Biggest Dick Pic

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February 16, 2023
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It took me months to find a file format that could accommodate such a large amount of data. The first candidate is TIFF, widely used in scientific applications and in the VFX industry, but this format can be up to 4 gigabytes and cannot have values ​​such as length or width that exceed 2^32. This was not enough for a strong creation of eggplant. Fortunately, he found an ideal replacement, his BigTIFF, which is supposed to be able to process images in the terapixel range and allow values ​​up to 2 to his 64th power.

A few things are immediately apparent when looking at a photo of the world’s largest penis. First of all, you’ll notice a lack of girth. It measures 23,760 x 4,294,620,000 pixels and is over 180,000 times longer than he is wide. “It’s certainly very unbalanced,” Nath admitted.

“That’s the actual technical thing I faced,” he continued. “The BigTIFF format claims to allow 2^64 pixels, but it broke when I tried it. There must be some legacy code out there related to regular TIFF that only supports up to 2^32. I couldn’t get over it, so I had to do it.

You’ll probably also notice that this penis doesn’t have balls. “We had to use as much image area as possible,” says Eggplant. “The lack of empty space meant that the width of the shaft had to be the full width of the image. It would have been strange to incorporate the testicles in this proportion. It just didn’t feel right.”

After choosing the perfect image format, the next step was to tackle the methodology for generating the actual image. He has created a custom his algorithm that can reproduce the branching patterns of veins found in nature. This algorithm ensured that the vein pattern was continuous and non-repeating.

My next task was figuring out how to actually render the image. “I crashed my computer over 100 times making this,” he said. “The problem with these astronomically sized images is that they are very resource intensive, and I wasn’t working on a supercomputer like the one we used at NASA. Programs like Photoshop and even advanced tools such as ImageMagick cannot generate images in the terapixel range.”

There are no tools on the market that can handle a penis of this size, so Nas had to develop his own software to do it. He needs professional help and he doesn’t want to reveal what he’s creating, so he “sneaks” into some of his online forums and groups under the guise of a microbiologist or astronomer. “Did. “After answering a few questions, he got back to work and finally wrote a program that balances the memory, compression, and disk usage required to create an image in the terapixel range.”

The final images were generated over five weeks during which Eggplant’s custom software created penile sections at 30 million pixels per second. Once that was done, he realized he had something bigger than his NFT in his hand. Having successfully created what is believed to be the largest image ever, he decided to approach the Guinness World Records organization.

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